I apologise for the missing “,” between Arian and duck. I didn’t create this, only borrowing it.
The first canon of Nicene Fight Club- you do not talk about Nicene Fight Club.
The second canon of Nicene Fight Club- YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT NICENE FIGHT CLUB.
The third canon- No Arians.
The fourth canon- The Son is eternally God Begotten of the Father. (via)