My Ear-Trumpet Has Been Struck By Lightning

mizred:

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rrrick:

More great ways to draw attention to yourself while hanging out at the coffee shop pretending you’re doing something important on your MacBook.

Someone’s a little grumpy today.

I used to be a Gentry style smoker back in my smoking days. Now I only smoke when I have a cocktail so I’ve taken up the Stealth pose. I guess that’s to hide the shame of my smokey wayward ways.

I still am a Gentry style smoker bordering on the cusp of Woman and Twee since my little finger has a mind of it’s own and was the object of great consternation and a good deal of abuse by my former piano teacher Miss Mamie Middlebrook. I prefer to hold my drink and my cigarette together in the same hand with the other hand resting lightly upon my waist because I think it gives me a more balanced “I’m a little teapot” look and makes me appear visually more slim.

A little something that Miss Rittelmeyer might appreciate.