Steampunk Pick-up Lines for Wooing that Special Lady (or Gentleman) 
For Doctor Fantastiques Show of Wonders magazine.
My Ear-Trumpet Has Been Struck By Lightning
The Wunderkammer of the Mild Colonial Boy, Esq., a Reactionary Tory Gentleman, who armed only with a Steampowered Babbage Engine and Pure Motives, wanders the Time Streams and Aetheric Plane gathering an Eccentric Hodgepodge of Curiousities, Frivolities, Whimsicalities and Nonsense.
Q. Why is your Tumblelog called "My Ear-Trumpet Has Been Struck by Lightning"?
A. Because "My Grandmother's Ear-Trumpet Has Been Struck by Lightning" wouldn't fit in the available space.
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aha haha hahahahahaha :D wish I have someone to try it on
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I love them all. My favorite ones being: “Would you care to accompany me to my dwellings to gaze upon my tesla coil?”...
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“You look just like a girlfriend I once assembled…”
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