The Wunderkammer of the Mild Colonial Boy, Esq., a Reactionary Tory Gentleman, who armed only with a Steampowered Babbage Engine and Pure Intentions, wanders the Time Streams and Aetheric Plane gathering an Eccentric Hodgepodge of Curiousities, Frivolities, Whimsicalities and Nonsense.
Q. Why is your Tumblelog called "My Ear-Trumpet Has Been Struck by Lightning"?
A. Because "My Grandmother's Ear-Trumpet Has Been Struck by Lightning" wouldn't fit in the available space.
~ The English Review, January 1920
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“Let Mister Mustard prepare your bath. …simply take two or three tablespoons of ordinary Coleman’s Mustard; mix it with a little cold water and stir it round in your bath.”
Treat yourself with Colman’s Bath Mustard.
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Treat yourself with Colman’s Bath Mustard.
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What now? Like the same shit you put on your roast beef?
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