The Wunderkammer of the Mild Colonial Boy, Esq., a Reactionary Tory Gentleman, who armed only with a Steampowered Babbage Engine and Pure Intentions, wanders the Time Streams and Aetheric Plane gathering an Eccentric Hodgepodge of Curiousities, Frivolities, Whimsicalities and Nonsense.
Q. Why is your Tumblelog called "My Ear-Trumpet Has Been Struck by Lightning"?
A. Because "My Grandmother's Ear-Trumpet Has Been Struck by Lightning" wouldn't fit in the available space.
Guy #1:
So are you getting a tattoo or are you going to be chickening out and staying with the normals?
Guy #2:
I was thinking about it and decided not to since I didn't want to fall in with the normals.
Guy #1:
You just chickensh!t that's all you are. Afraid to get something and staying with the conformed.
Guy #2:
I was thinking about it and thought that if I got a tattoo I'd just be conforming and a part of the normal now. You have a tattoo, those two over there have tats, and she does as well... just about 90% people in this place have tats on display. So, I figured If I don't get tat and piercings I won't be conforming to the norm... so whose the one that's conformed now?
