• How many public librarians does it take to change a light bulb?
  • Well, first we'll have to pass a bond measure to pay for the replacement.
  • How many academic librarians does it take to change a light bulb?
  • No fewer than three, acting as a committee to determine the best solutions and alternative practices, which, after a lengthy review process, will be presented to custodial staff.
  • How many catalog(ue) librarians does it take to change a light bulb?
  • I don't understand why we don't call it an 'Electric Lamp, Incandescent' any more. And in any case, I just changed that light bulb a few years ago.
  • How many library school students does it take to change a light bulb?
  • LED light bulbs are a far more efficient technology with a lot of applications in brick-and-mortar information facilities, but it would be even better if we just digitized the collections and put them into accessible silos.
  • How many emerging technologies librarians does it take to change a light bulb?
  • Have you tried turning it off and on again?