The Wunderkammer of the Mild Colonial Boy, Esq., a Reactionary Tory Gentleman, who armed only with a Steampowered Babbage Engine and Pure Intentions, wanders the Time Streams and Aetheric Plane gathering an Eccentric Hodgepodge of Curiousities, Frivolities, Whimsicalities and Nonsense.
Q. Why is your Tumblelog called "My Ear-Trumpet Has Been Struck by Lightning"?
A. Because "My Grandmother's Ear-Trumpet Has Been Struck by Lightning" wouldn't fit in the available space.
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~ Before the Baby Comes: A Pamphlet of Instruction and Advice for Prospective Mothers, by Joseph Brown Cooke. 1903
via Internet ArchiveAll those damn sewing machines causing miscarriages.
Put down those ping-pong bats, Prospective Mothers!
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I desperately want to see a game of ping-pong likely to cause miscarriage. I mean, that’s more extreme than Olympic...
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I cringe when I think that in 50yrs articles in Cosmo will look just as goofy & backwards. Lol. (via imgTumble)
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I read that as “dancing ping-pong.” FUCK YOU! ME AND MY UNBORN CHILD SHALL DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY AND KICK ASS DOING IT!
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Put down those ping-pong bats, Prospective Mothers!
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Seems like solid advice.
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All those damn sewing machines causing miscarriages.
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