The Wunderkammer of the Mild Colonial Boy, Esq., a Reactionary Tory Gentleman, who armed only with a Steampowered Babbage Engine and Pure Intentions, wanders the Time Streams and Aetheric Plane gathering an Eccentric Hodgepodge of Curiousities, Frivolities, Whimsicalities and Nonsense.
Q. Why is your Tumblelog called "My Ear-Trumpet Has Been Struck by Lightning"?
A. Because "My Grandmother's Ear-Trumpet Has Been Struck by Lightning" wouldn't fit in the available space.
Improved Lifting and Spanking Machine
“…Just about the time he gets well started lifting, a trigger is automatically released, which causes the spanking paddle to spring into place and strike him on the kazabo, at the same time exploding a 32-caliber blank cartridge with a loud report…”
“Kazabo”. New favorite word for the derriere.
Catalog of Paraphernalia, Lodge Supplies, Uniforms, Banners, Badges, etc. DeMoulin Bros. & Co. of Greenville, Illinois, 1908.
More Freemason perversity.
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