The Wunderkammer of the Mild Colonial Boy, Esq., a Reactionary Tory Gentleman, who armed only with a Steampowered Babbage Engine and Pure Intentions, wanders the Time Streams and Aetheric Plane gathering an Eccentric Hodgepodge of Curiousities, Frivolities, Whimsicalities and Nonsense.
Q. Why is your Tumblelog called "My Ear-Trumpet Has Been Struck by Lightning"?
A. Because "My Grandmother's Ear-Trumpet Has Been Struck by Lightning" wouldn't fit in the available space.
How’ve you been? Good. How’s ya dog? Good. How’s college going? Good. All hunky dory? Yep. You going out tonight? Yep. You gonna see ya friends? Yep. You gonna have a good catch-up? Yep. Well that should be great! Yep. Where’d you go? Nowhere. Who’d you see? No one. What’d you do? Nothin’. Did ya have a good time? Yep. What’s on tonight? Nuthin’. You not seeing your mates? Nuh. You just staying at home? Yep. What’ll you do? Nothin’.
Yep yep nothin’ nothin’ sort of dunno nowhere good. Yep nuh dunno no one sort of dunno nothin’.
Ev’ry mornin’ at the mine you could see him arrive He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip And everybody knew ya didn’t give no lip to Big John. (Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
Nobody seemed to know where John called home He just drifted into town and stayed all alone He didn’t say much, kinda quiet and shy And if you spoke at all, you just said “Hi” to Big John.
Somebody said he came from New Orleans Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen And a crashin’ blow from a huge right hand Sent a Loosiana fellow to the Promised Land-Big John (Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
Then came the day at the bottom of the mine When a timber cracked and men started cryin’ Miners were prayin’ and hearts beat fast And everybody thought that they’d breathed their last-‘cept John
Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell Walked a giant of a man that the miners knew well Grabbed a saggin’ timber, gave out with a groan And like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone-Big John (Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove Then a miner yelled out “There’s a light up above!” And twenty men scrambled from a would-be grave Now there’s only one left down there to save-Big John
With jacks and timbers they started back down Then came that rumble way down in the ground And then smoke and gas belched out of that mine Everybody knew it was the end of the line for Big John (Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
Now they never reopened that worthless pit They just placed a marble stand in front of it These few words are written on that stand At the bottem of this mine lies one hell of a man big john (Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)