The Wunderkammer of the Mild Colonial Boy, Esq., a Reactionary Tory Gentleman, who armed only with a Steampowered Babbage Engine and Pure Intentions, wanders the Time Streams and Aetheric Plane gathering an Eccentric Hodgepodge of Curiousities, Frivolities, Whimsicalities and Nonsense.
Q. Why is your Tumblelog called "My Ear-Trumpet Has Been Struck by Lightning"?
A. Because "My Grandmother's Ear-Trumpet Has Been Struck by Lightning" wouldn't fit in the available space.
A Ten o’Clock Company Breakfast Grapefruit stuffed with Cherries Broiled Fish Sliced Cucumbers Savory Omelet Potato Puffs Fresh Tomatoes Wheat Muffins Hot Rolls Cream Waffles with Butter and Crushed Fresh Strawberries Coffee
A Twelve o’Clock Company Breakfast Orange and Malaga Grape Cocktail Fish Souffle Lattice Potatoes Deviled Kidneys Mushrooms Maryland Chicken Rice Cress with French Dressing Toasted Crackers Cream Cheese Pineapple Parfait Lady Fingers Coffee
- Breakfasts, Luncheons and Dinners: how to plan them, how to serve them, how to behave at them (1920)